AND WHAT'S A STAR RANKING ANYWAY? OBVIOUSLY A VERY GOOD REASON TO SPEAK TO THE PRESS.......AT LEAST HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAK TO THE PRESS OR SPEAK TO THE PRESS ABOUT A HYPOTHETICAL POSSIBILITY.
Sounds to me like one of those sidewalk tricks where one has to guess under which cup the stone is! Those New Yorkers are very good at this one allowing you to win when the bets are low but get more efficient as the bets rise. All the time with huge smiles.
Now what we have here friends is a story about standards in our hotels, it's about a hypothetical situation in which we give our owners some lattitude to play with our reputation as luxury operators. No big deal. We are not too busy and we need to have a little fun. Our industry is supposed to be fun and these are respectable guys who are worth billions and what's the problem about a few people going hungry between midnight and 6AM anyway? And who needs a 16oz bar of soap when the guest is only staying two nights? Listen we got away with charging him $9.00 for a small plastic bottle of water, let him order a Pizza like the rest of us.
Hypothetically if this decision were taken and the Star Ranking people were sleeping, no-one would know, right? Maybe the Star Ranking people don't take showers? And if they do and we lose a Star, who cares? No-one counts them anymore.......except in Dubai.
Off the record now, when did you last check all the standards of the Star Ranking organisation against the hotel you are staying at? Did you notice that the corridor was actually 10cm narrower than the norm for a 5 Star hotel? And how about that 'broom closet' room behind the elevator, we know it's not 5 Star but who sees it anyway?
Hypothetical in The Little Oxford Dictionary is 'resting on hypothesis'. Now if hypothesis was a mattress brand and you and I were both on that mattress, that would be hypothetical, right? We would be hypothetically together. But I digress.
And I have digressed before, but that was then and this is now.
Phew, that was close. Now if we can just get over this financial blip and get back to work!!!???
Having personally made all the mistakes in the book, and learned from them, it would be tragic if someone did not learn something from this.......and live to blog about it later, like I do.
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